April fool’s day crime…

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 80 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened
the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the
porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert
died some 15 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I
haven’t felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really “spicy” that I
just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me!”
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: No! He just yelled, “April Fool!”
 
 
And that’s when I shot him!!

 

TGIF!  looking forward to that relaxing weekend!

8 thoughts on “April fool’s day crime…

  1. heh, the young man ought to be shot – the kind of prank he plays? and on an 80 year old woman at that… hindi lang inconsiderate ang ginawa nya, cruel pa, ahaha. ;) nice post!

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